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cheese special

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.
God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!
by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008
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I'm cheesed

Mad, Pissed, Angry, Happy, Laughing and Shocked
*loses in 2k*
"Bruh, I'm cheesed"

*Gets a new car*

"Bruh, I'm cheesed"
by Therealsavy February 15, 2017
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Making cheese

Making Cheese - the act of ‘churning’ the penis, similar to churning butter, while masturbating.
Darla: “Hey, what’s Steven doing in his office with the door closed?”

Ashley: “Oh, he’s making cheese like he does every day after lunch.”
by YEWROC September 26, 2018
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Pork and Cheese

Derogatory or merely joke word to describe someone of Portuguese origin...often used in Southern Ontario where at least half a million Portuguese live.
Hey Fatima are u pork and cheeese
by Salvatore Ragoti August 12, 2004
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Grundle cheese

THe nasty build up of sweat and fungus when someone doesn't wash there grundle
Listen here ya damn hippie, go wash your grundle, I can smell that cheese factory from here
by Cutshaw Jr. February 22, 2005
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throat cheese

"Throat cheese" is a slang term for tonsilloliths (also known as tonsil stones) which are clusters of calcareous matter that form in the crevasses of the tonsils (tonsillar crypts). They typically are the consistency of a soft cheese (hence the slang name), can range up to the size of a peppercorn, and are white/cream color. The main substance is mostly collagen, but they have a strong unpleasant odor because of hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan and other substances.
Mmm, throat cheese! Pass the Ritz, beyotch!
by TurboMatt October 7, 2010
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clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL
ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.
by who dat January 8, 2005
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