Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.

I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021

I care charity group

Someone who really gives a fuck about other people doesn't feel a need to get on the news and promote or advertise their group or themselves, just like someone who's really on your side doesn't need to tell you they're on your side all the time.

I care charity group isn't on your side and doesn't give a fuck about you. Should you ever trust someone who pretends to give a fuck about you but really doesn't? You're never the only one getting played, even if you think you are.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022

french angry charizarding

A mix of the angry dragon, charizarding, and the french microphone (or angry charizarding and the french microphone)

When you give a bitch an angry charizard and then she gives the person behind her a french microphone

"I gave my bitch an french angry charizard yesterday"
"what the fuck is french angry charizarding"
"look it up on urban dictionary and while you're at it follow flippin_farts on tiktok"
"im gonna guve my bitch a french angry charizard!"

by flippin_farts February 24, 2024

milo "munto" charizarding

someone who hates BBL Drizzy

Person 1 (to BBL Drizzy) : Man you ugly I really don't like you

BBL Drizzy : Hey man don't be such a milo "munto" charizarding

by William Kaley's #1 Hater May 8, 2024