Cathie

A menstruating woman who only wears pads.

That girl is so weird, I bet she's a cathie.

by SPTRIV December 16, 2013

catch wreck

To participate in reckless behavior. To start a fight

puff mad lah catch wreck with my crew

by Ian Saints March 30, 2009

cutchin

A worthless sack of shit who runs to his or her parents when people are being "mean" to him or her.

I'm never going to talk to Larry again. His mom called my mom after he pulled a cutchin on me when I tried to get the money he owes me.

by meatman5000 April 30, 2013

Catch-23

One logical step beyond the classic "Catch-22" (you may be excused from bombing missions if you've become combat-crazed, but if you're mentally able to actually request to be excused, then this indicates that you must also still be sane enough to continue fighting), this horrendously unreasonable and unrealistic stipulation states that if you are physically/mentally/emotionally disabled, you are eligible to begin receiving disability benefits, but if you are fit/lucid enough to be able to apply for said benefits and to properly fill out the required paperwork, then you must not be too disabled to hold a job.

I'm probably eligible for veteran's children's benefits, since I am unable to hold a job due to my traumatic upbringing caused by my veteran father's PTSD, but I am afraid to apply for it because I might not only be turned down due to Catch-23, but I might also lose my SSI and Food Stamps, since my act of applying would cause me to be brought more to "their" attention, and thus I would greatly risk being a victim of "and furthermore" syndrome.

by QuacksO February 3, 2017

fair catch

when you and your buddy are at a club, and notice the same girl. whoever the girls comes to is declared the fair catch.

man, i was at a club last night, and my buddy and i were scoping out the same chick. all of a sudden, he got the fair catch.

by yblud January 12, 2009

Catch A Taste

When someone catches a taste of "Lemony Snickets"

Phone Conversation...

Vince - Hello?
You - Hi, could I speak to LEMONY SNICKETS please...
Vince - What?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - Who is this?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!
You - Congradulations, you just caught a taste from LEMONY SNICKETS...

by Ipkiss February 28, 2005

Catcher's Mitt

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt

by Slacker 4200 January 6, 2010