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CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.
Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.
by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016
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car ferrit

usually a girl who will pretend to like a lad so she can get lifts in his car. usually before they can drive there self
**** is a right car ferrit she will suck any ones dick for a lift
by ste111 January 21, 2009
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Muscle car

A style of car that became popular in the US, which, while it makes a pretty good growl, manages to produce very little power, despite having 6+ litres of displacement. While they were very quick (and actually rather good looking and stylish in their own way) in the 60s and 70s, modern muscle cars are now left standing by Euro and Japanese cars (such as the supra, skyline, and BMW 3,5,6 series) of much smaller displacement, with more BHP and more BHP/Litre which also offer better fuel economy, better styling, and aerodynamics than their fat, sluggish, ugly, thirsty american counterparts.
The 69 Chevelle SS, 69 mustang, and C2 Corvette stingray are examples of great classic muscle cars, all very cool.

The 2008 Mustang managed to achieve a shocking 210 bhp from a 4.0l engine, America should be ashamed to claim that it is a performance vehicle, the Japanese get nearly 50% more than that from an engine half the size.
by BritMechEng June 22, 2013
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Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.
"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"
by jojlookdksdldklskldksldkl November 12, 2011
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eat a car

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.
by mass attack March 1, 2010
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car trip

when you are trapped in a smelly car for 10 hours with a screaming baby sister and no wifi
by CharjabugGD April 20, 2018
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Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
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