Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011
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2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.
2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.
Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.
by expectmuch November 6, 2006
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