Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

crotch pudge

1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.

Is the crotch pudge on that chick crotch fat, or is she smuggling a mushroom??

by CampusIT April 10, 2008

Crotch Stigmata

Yet another word for vagina.

"You fix my crotch stigmata right now or I'll sue."

by Giarc Regnikcilf February 27, 2009

crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.

that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.

by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 6, 2009

crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

by atwig January 3, 2015