The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
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Get the cardboard crotch mug.1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
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Get the crotch bunny mug.Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 6, 2009
Get the porta crotch mug.When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.
I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.
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