Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party

On me the coochie bandits done stole my bitch

by Fellow coochie bandit September 3, 2019

clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 24, 2019

booty bandit

for someone (usually a male) to steal your girl!

man1 hid yo girl he's a booty bandit!

by -_-ll January 8, 2020

Basecamp Bandit

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.

Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!

by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020