speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe December 28, 2005

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 29, 2006

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

the bumps

1. non-medical term for the virus known as herpes simplex.
2. HSV1 or HSV2

1. She got the bumps.

by Gran Hota / M. Nice November 12, 2007

Whiskey Bumps

Dents on a vehicle aquired from driving into stationary objects, sutch as a guard rail or fence post while intoxicated

He must have gotten wasted last night, look at the Whiskey Bumps on the front of his truck.

by disasterme October 14, 2009

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

make bumps

have sex. variant of bump uglies

Bill and Kelly are totally gonna make bumps on your mom's bed at the party tonight

by blah101010 September 5, 2010