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brazilian howlermonkey

when a girl is getting anally gang-banged by 15+ people, so she screams like a monkey
Lets go give that slut a Brazilian howlermonkey !
by cesar the lightskin March 31, 2015
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brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
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Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016
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Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.
by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016
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Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl August 14, 2016
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bracelace

When you get a mans pubic hairs in your braces while you're blowing him.

When a woman's pubic hairs get in your braces while eating her out
Person: Damn go to the bathroom I think you've got bracelace.

Braces Person: Oh my gosh! It must've come from blowing my sugar daddy!!!
by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016
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brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel
"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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