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I am Boston Beast

Definition: A declaration of unyielding strength and solitary determination, embodied by an individual who refuses to back down in the face of systemic corruption, even when standing alone. A BOSTOn Beast is forged through years of battling cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, standing firm against fraudulent lawyers and program counsel who attempt to exploit the system. This indomitable spirit confronts injustice head-on, filing lawsuits and challenging the very mechanisms designed to drain resources and break spirits, all while being ignored by most leaders when reaching out for support.

A BOSTOn Beast fights tirelessly against a rigged system that uses courts and financial warfare as weapons, never yielding to pressure, intimidation, or the isolation of being left to fight alone. It represents someone who jumps into businesses built to help minorities, always standing up for others and those who cannot defend themselves, even when others in positions of power turn a blind eye.

Origin: Born from the crucible of a years-long, solitary struggle against cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, this concept emerged from an individual's unyielding fight against a system designed to silence and bankrupt those who dare to challenge it. It was further defined by the experience of being ignored by leaders when seeking support, forcing the BOSTOn Beast to stand alone in the fight for justice and equality.
1. "I am BOSTOn Beast," declared Sarah as she filed lawsuits against corrupt officials manipulating cannabis licenses, rallying community support despite threats to her career and finances.

2. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Carlos stated, fighting banks in court for denying loans to minority cannabis entrepreneurs, and starting a community credit union to support underserved business owners.

3.. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Aisha declared, launching a campaign for expungement after uncovering systemic racism in cannabis arrest rates, facing down hostile officials to push for legislative change.

4. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Marcus proclaimed, launching a nonprofit to provide legal aid to minority cannabis business owners, fighting a system designed to exclude them.

5."From being profiled by store security to owning a chain of successful businesses, his BOSTOn Beast attitude turned obstacles into stepping stones."

6. "When those big corporations tried to steal my trademark, I stood my ground and said, 'I am BOSTOn beast.' Against all odds, I won, proving that even a kid from the projects can take on Goliath and win.

7. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Jessica proclaimed, taking on a corrupt cannabis program counsel by herself. Despite being shunned by industry insiders afraid of retaliation, she persistently gathered evidence and built a case that eventually led to a state investigation.
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Boston Frosty

The act of collecting and freezing your smegma into a rod shape then inserting it into your male partners anus
"I gave JJ a Boston frosty after the sports game last night."

"Logan's favorite adult activity is a Boston frosty"
by BostonFan1 May 22, 2024
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Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
by Kk5565 June 12, 2023
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John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
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Boston Bullet Hole

This is the act of filling a bullet hole wound with Poo and then patting it down into the wound with your bum. Sealing the wound and saving a life all at once.
Boston Bullet Hole! James was in the petrol station and a armed robbery took place. James defended an old lady and was shot in the belly (Serious Wound) The old lady he saved, pulled her pants down and poo's into the wound and then with her exposed bottom sat on James's belly and patted the poo into the wound and sealed it tightly. James saved her life and she saved James's Life. Now forever Friends. True story!
by Mikool77 July 10, 2023
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Boston Chicken

The Predicesor to Boston market used to be called chicken then they changed there name for some unknown reason
lets go get some boston chicken... you mean boston MARKET right? WTF???
by cyborg franky October 16, 2008
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boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves
Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good
by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015
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