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Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night, it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to do some shrooms later and and have a mind-blowing Björking session?
by SexyKlutz January 21, 2023
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bjrj

Blow job that turns into a rim job
Wasn’t expecting her to go for the bjrj on the first date
by Fuzzynadz January 29, 2023
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BJMDLS

When BJ mix dicks and licks sicks
I just enrolled in a BJMDLS course
by Havok1198 March 3, 2023
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bjornsvik

A really mean yearbook teacher who doesn’t teach anything and is really mean to people named Mia, Karlynn, and Sara. Kicks them out of his room and always hangry. Overworks Sara at track. So mean for no reason. No valid points. Literally Mia does the most work and finished her spread first yet he only attacks her.
Mr. Bjornsvik is a very nasty man who hates on Mia for no reason.
by Crackabella March 14, 2023
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bjlsqjdbjfbd o

Something you type into google when you get bored in class.

This probably won't give you a result, but you try anyway.
person: "Hey, I'm bored, so lets google bjlsqjdbjfbd! o!"
Person 2: "Man I wonder what bjlsqjdbjfbd o is on google"
by randomdudeongoogle March 17, 2023
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Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
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Bjonkoingulus

means "dumb" or "stupid" not a super nice word but, i mean, uh.
that Bjonkoingulusis so dumb!
by Pogfacepogboy April 21, 2023
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