blow and go

when you have multiple DUIs and a breathalizer is attached to your vehicle by the police in order to start your car

I've had about 15 beers, will you please breathe into my blow and go so i can drive home?

by jennifah September 29, 2006

Blow Dry My Grapes

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.

My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.

by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

blow ass

the act excreting gas from the anus

Trevor blows ass on Tmanda's face when she is sleeping. Poor Amanda

by amanda and trevor May 13, 2005

Oral Gel Blow Job

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL

Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.

GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!

by Dawn and Johnson March 20, 2009

bling blow

The next level of Blinging, see bling for definition of 'bling'

Blow pronounced: bla-w

Your ice is bling but my piece be 'BLING BLOW'!

by Joe Shyna September 5, 2008

gash blow

Punch in the gash (vagina)

"i gave her a gash blow"

by Jackiee/cam/fran June 12, 2008