Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.

That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!

by Hayley January 17, 2005

Band Geek

one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.

a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band

by britishbuegler October 13, 2010

bandana man can

You ain't ever seen a wicked pissa like this! He's the man that can CAN all the CANTS(yeah, you read that right)and will blow your mind and suck your cha cha at the same time! Never doubt that bandana man can...he ALWAYS comes through 😜

Sally: My bandana man can do whatever he likes.

by MokawkGirl September 2, 2019

band kid

A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.

Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX

Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*

by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023

slag band

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.

"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."

by Wizards Sleeve June 1, 2005

Frickin band

Warning: NOT frickin A, the band. Frickin band is what is used to refer the band geeks. Usually called "fuckin band" at first but teachers are around so it is refered to instead as "frickin" band. The band at our charlesdale, mi is way too concerned with band. They try to just win trophies and say they're better than our football team. We hate fuckin, or frickin, band. Congradulations, whup-dee-doo, your frickin marching band got a trophy at a competition who the fuck cares??? So yeah

John "wow fuckin band"
David "dude there's a teacher"
Zachary "yeah say FRICKIN band so you don't get detention"

by Mich St SUCX June 29, 2011

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007