beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Virginia Beach

Where white trash girls come from.

Check out that chick. She's so white trash. She must be from Virginia Beach!

by Not VA Beach Trash October 1, 2007

Imperial Beach

Located in the southwest corner of San Diego County, it is known as the Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place with a cool beach, it is now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is. These locusts-assholes are known for there bullshit harrassment tactics, being junkies, thieves, dullards, & scum.

Assholes reside all over Imperial Beach.

by Chanchez January 17, 2008

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) -

1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

laguna beach

a show that takes place in laguna beach, california starring who are the clearly the richest and most beautiful kids in the area. its not reality, but it sure is pretty. i live in riverside nearby, and ive been to laguna many times. its just like newport or huntington or any of the other beaches in cali. its not tons of lavish homes and rich people, although you can see the rich homes from the street. i LOVE living in california, because MTV is so obsessed with socal ive been everywhere they show on TV. i just dont like that stupid kids in like the midwest and the south and the friggin east coast are wearing stuff that says im from the OC!, or naming a place in cali, even though theyve NEVER BEEN THERE.

laguna beach is cool to watch because you can see inside what its like to be rich and beautiful.

by indie_nympho27 June 5, 2005

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Boynton Beach

A town in Palm Beach County, Florida. It, along with Delray Beach and Boca Raton, is basically the Long Island, NY of the South. Snobby rich new yorker's buy second homes here to go on vacation once in a while...but overall a cool place...

You have a home in Boynton Beach? You must be an upper-middle class Long Islander...

by steinbergstein June 19, 2011