Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Black Beard

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.

Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!

by A Very Casious February 11, 2009

papa bear

Bill O' Reily, as said by Stephen Colbert.

"We are less than 48 hours from papa bear coming on our show, and my chair is squeaking!" -Stephen Colbert on Tuesday, the 16th of January.

by fredfx January 22, 2007

Bearded Alligator

A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.

Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"

by batsoup August 3, 2009

Boo Bear

Boo bears are bitter sweet creatures. At times they cuddle and other times they growl. Boo bears have an evil side... at night they scratch and bite and try to choke you out. That could be a good thing if your in to that stuff :) Morning time is best cause they sleep late and wimper in there sleep...It is kind of cute. Never piss a Boo bear off. This could prove disaterous. you have now been warned

I love my Boo bear cause she is a freak

by 1wz2mny May 2, 2009

white gummy bear

A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked.

(Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?

by TheCandyMan09 May 1, 2009

Pookie Bear

A cute nickname for your lover (male or female)

Your my Pookie bear forever! I love you so much!

by Meggot723 December 27, 2010