badge drama

The drama that occurs when you are trying to gain access to a secure area, your hands are full and can't find your badge

Man, you should have seen all the badge drama, when they instituted that no tailgating rule

by Dr_Jim April 23, 2009

Badge Nazi

A person who checks for a badge or other proof of allowance into an area, makeing sure not to let them pass, no matter the circumstances, until they see the above proof.

Usaly youll find these people at anime conventions, or similer, bored out of their mind

Person A: Badge?
person B: ~flips part of shirt up to show badge to Badge Nazi~
Person A: ok you can go through

by Landel December 9, 2010

bagels.cos

The embodiment of perfection, is a cosplayer and has over 5k on tiktok

Person A: Hey have you heard of @bagels.cos?

Person B: Yea I follow her! She’s really cool!

by A_Useless_Person January 3, 2021

spack badge

a disabled persons parking permit:most usually a retard of some sort. allows the spack to park wherever the fuck they want. shud be made illegal.

i got thrown out of that spot cos this retard was flashin his spack badge!!!

by spack January 6, 2004

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007

Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010

red badge

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011