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Hot Air Balloon

A sex position involving one female and five males. The female is laidback in a bicycle position as the men surround, inserting their penis’ in any and all holes possible. Each male raises their hands in a cupped position to form a circle, otherwise known as the “balloon”.
The black men preformed hot air balloon on the young snow bunny.
by Cup Creamer October 13, 2024
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Hot Air Ballooning

When a fat person farts in your general vicinity
"Dude, Michelle kept hot air ballooning the cooking class today"
"Michael hot air ballooned me today dude, it was gross"
by L0rdBombe November 15, 2024
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Pneumatic Bussy Balloon

When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.
Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”
by SCREAMING FISH December 30, 2024
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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.
The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
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Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.
He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
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European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon
Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized
by Docker81 May 15, 2025
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