Cornell Basilio

The ability to be good at something but your own style

Damn bro you a Cornell Basilio

by Corns February 12, 2025

Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"

Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"

by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009

Bailey Finn

That stupid girl that sits next to you in the library and hits you while other people stare at you and give you dirty looks.

Dang, that girls just won't leave me alone, what a bailey finn.

by dasddadaa+ November 6, 2010

Bailindquishvin

5 parts Bailey. 1.77 parts Linda. 2 parts LaQuisha. 1.23 parts Mervin. All parts amazing.

Guy: Hey Bailindquishvin, you're kind of wonderful.

Bailindquishvin: Oh gee thanks!

by Squeaky Chairs June 18, 2011

Bail-O-Rama

Someone who bails repeatedly when trying to learn a trick in BMXing, Skateboarding, etc...

1: DUDE I CANT GET THIS TRICK

2: you're just having a bail-o-rama

by BAILMANIA July 19, 2011

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012