angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.

She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.

by talonsage January 14, 2009

Angels

Angels are eternal beings; primarily unseen. God created Angels and He gave them life.

Angels are messengers, guardians, and lovers of God that sing, "holy, holy, holy is the Lord God almighty."

by ~Michelangelo February 13, 2013

Watcher Angels

The purpose of the Watchers were, obviously, orginally to watch over mankind. Similar to Guardian Angels. Unfortunatly, they fell lustful for the women of earth. The Watcher Angels, also known as Girgori, are a group of angels who betrayed God and came to earth to have sex with the women of earth. They had children who became giants 300 cubits tall known as Nephilim. Because of their sin, God flooded the earth and made earth sin-free killing everyone and thing except Noah and his family. There are 200 Watchers who betrayed God. The Watcher angels are taller than giants and remain silent. The Watchers who taught humans the way and knowledge of angels (astronamy, writing, painting, signs, sorcery, etc.) were chained in the depths of earth until the time of Judgement when they are released and judged (Seals of Judgement spoken of in Revelations). The leader of the Watchers is the archangel Semyaza. (All this information is from the Book of Enoch, though Watcher Angels are talked about in other books of the Holy Bible)

When men began to multiply on earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of heaven saw how beautiful the daughters of man were, and so they took for their wives as many of them as they chose. Then the Lord said: "My spirit shall not remain in man forever, since he is but flesh. His days shall comprise one hundred and twenty years." At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth, after the sons of heaven had intercourse with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown. - Genesis 6:1-4 Stupid Watcher Angels

by <(-_-)> December 10, 2006

Lost Angels

An insider name for Los Angeles coined by Jim 'the weaz' in middle 1960's which was brought about by a realization that even angels could get lost in the smog of Los Angeles on a SMOG ALERT day.

The Barnowl Brothers left Lost Angels via Highway 101 on a roadtrip to San Freako with tickets to New Years Eve at Winterland 1969 burning holes in their pockets.

by jim christ April 30, 2009

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

by indybob April 22, 2011

Angelo

Italian male name meaning Angel or messenger of God. Usually the funniest person you will ever meet. An Angelo can turn any situation into a hilarious situation. An Angelo is also kind, caring, and giving. An Angelo will also do anything for the girl he loves even if she doesn't love him back.

girl1:"My friend just bought me tickets to this concert all my friends are going to cause i couldn't afford it and he didn't want me to be left out!"
girl2: "the guy who had everyone rolling at the mall that one day?"
girl1: "yeah he makes everything funny"
girl2: "hes the one in love with his best friend and does everything for her right?"
girl1: "yeah he'd do anything just to see that girl smile"
girl2: "he is such and Angelo"

by Mr. E the III July 16, 2011

Angry Sex

raging sex; two people having sex while being extremely pissed off.

I had angry sex last night and I think it left scars

by Hizzo February 27, 2004