Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
by Juselsm January 17, 2012
Get the picking turnipsmug. Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Get the pick up your own napkinmug. 
by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024
Get the pick up and throw aroundmug. A pick me girl is a type of girl that pretends she is one of the boys, has a crush on literally every single boy in the group and claims to like sports (even though she doesn't even know what that is) and pretends to not wear makeup (when obviously she does) to get the boys' attention. She also tends to fish for compliments and claim that she is small/short...
by fresh.perspective101 January 16, 2022
Get the Pick me girlmug. 
by Cacali April 15, 2023
Get the Pick me fboymug.