muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye April 22, 2014

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019

muffs

the best food on the wirral. A local food supplier.. exceptional.

Muffs are the future basically.. like walls but with more class! (Sorry) harsh but true.

I'm going to Muffs to get a kick ass lunch and then decide what I'm gonna cook tonight fir Mrs.. man they have so much good stuff in there it's insane. I feel like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen..

by finn11 October 1, 2020

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick

I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim

by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022

muff up

Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!

Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!

by Bush trimmer April 9, 2022