Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Richey COVID

A period of COVID-19 affecting the body or mind in which you do not acknowledge the disease or tell your peers in order to maintain a social life without consequence.

Oh it’s okay that she is at the club right now. She doesn’t have COVID, she has Richey COVID!

by BidetsRUs January 6, 2024

covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER

1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS

by chickyemliybestmemeLOL😂🤣 July 26, 2021

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID

by Bambianca December 25, 2021