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Zoe-seccsual 

1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.
Zoe-seccsual by Batterybob February 9, 2024
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Zoe - The most badass person you're ever going to meet.

Zoe's are kind, beautiful, smart, and hella badass. They protect everyone they love, and aren't shy to kick-ass if it means defending her friends. Getting to know a Zoe is probably one of the luckiest things you'll ever do in your ENTIRE LIFE. If you think they're naive and innocent.... HAHHAHAHAHHA ur epically WRONG. They know ALL the gossip (most of it being incredibly jUiCy) and can (will) cuss you out if you deserve it.

To all the Zoe's reading this, you are so loved by everyone out there in the world, and will continue to be loved.
Woah, is that super hot girl a Zoe S.? She's so HOT GODDAMN IT'S LIKE I'M BURNING IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL
Zoe S by Dokja the Ugly King March 2, 2024
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Zoe Syndrome 

A word to describe when someone says something completely out of the blue or randomly during a conversation, to the point where it has no actual importance to the current conversation. It stands for "Zoning Out of Exchange."
You: "Yeah I hate pineapples on pizza"
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."
Zoe Syndrome by Kayla Licorne March 7, 2024

Zoe papi 

An older Haitian man; a Haitian man that is on the older side.
Girl, you too young to be with Zoe papi over there!
Zoe papi by Flawdajhitt December 2, 2024

Zoe-Marie 

Zoe-Marie is very cute smart and sexy
Zoe-Marie by user9382937274 December 4, 2024

zoe daddy 

sexy asian emo baddie i wanna eat it from the backstreet yall eiddy kno who gon touch up on them ass cheeks. type suit. valorant goddess babababababa
kayla: "hop on val zoe daddy" zoe: "im sick"
zoe daddy by 7ent January 30, 2025

zoe laverne

The worst thing to touch american soil ever, looked upon as an unpleasant mess on someone's shoe by the International Communitiy. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason social media is in the shitter, resulting in higher toxicity, extreme views and more people losing their accounts because they’ve been influenced in ways. the reason Elon musk took over twitter, The reason we have to have endless alternative accounts. This demon has ruined everything.
Zoe laverne is a prime example of an inbred. Just a bunch of vulgar satanic, evil arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten demonic crap.

I find zoe laverne’s decision to get pregnant at a young age repugnant.

As an anti-vaper I find zoe lavernes overt vaping disturbing.