Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

Your Mom wears body glitter by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010

Your Mom Gay 

no u 2x reverse card

Your Mom Gay means your mother is the gay

Your Mom Gay by zwuz March 13, 2019

Your mom's hairdresser 

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

Your mom's hairdresser by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Your mom gay 

No u

Mark:"you suck at this game"
Felix:"your mom gay"
Mark :"no u"

Your mom gay by 77donuts April 17, 2018

Your Mom Gay 

The comeback that can only be destroyed from the comeback “no you”

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: no you
Person 1: :(

Your Mom Gay by Nathanthesavage October 20, 2018

Your mom gay 

Your mom gay end lives

Person: you suck at life
Person 2: oh yea
Person: yea
Person 2: well, YOUR MOM GAY
Person: dies*

Your mom gay by Your mom gay no you April 3, 2019

your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.

*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey what’s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too

your mom gay lol by Fesho November 8, 2017