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by ImFlatLikeAMat November 10, 2021

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…
“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”
by goose624 October 16, 2021

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time
by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

by realniggatalk! April 2, 2020

by NerdyRoman February 9, 2015

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020
