New York City

An overpriced, overrated, skyscraper filled, industrial wasteland in the Hudson River Valley in the state of New York.

How can anyone live among all this overcrowding and filth in New York City? Life is much better in the South.

by RebRebel October 20, 2008

New York Yankees

a team made up of homosexual members. each has his own vital role. a-rod is there so jeter has an a-rod to suck, while bernie williams plays his trumpet in a homo band and bangs torre who is steinbrenner's bitch. this team has almost completely ruined baseball until they lost to the red sox in 2004 after being up 3-0. they are a disgrace to everything that is good in baseball.

Bernie: Hey Jeter, do you wanna come finish off torre for me, i gotta gig to play.

Jeter: No problem, id be glad to give him a hand.

by P.I.M.P March 10, 2005

New York Pillow

the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.

"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."

by mangocuh November 3, 2008

New York Minute

Seven Seconds

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.

by everettj October 15, 2009

upstate new york

Anything north of the immediate suburbs of New York City (i.e., Westchester, Putnam, Rockland, and Southern Orange counties).

Kindly note: Long Island is Long Island. It is not upstate. It's easy of the city, not north.

Bob: "Where are you from?"
Mike: "New York"
Bob: "Whooaaa is it crowded?"
Mike: "No, you dumb bitch, I'm from New York STATE. Upstate New York."
Bob: "Wait, it's a state?"
*Mike cracks Bob's skull.*

by alden. November 9, 2006

yoro

etymology: yo(SE Asian for beast) + ro(SE Asian for fighter)

1) Any of a group of large, fat, obnoxious lesbians who happen to smell like dog poo

"Holy fat lesbo! Batman just got ran over by a yoro!" -Robin

by Butch Davidson Skywalker May 22, 2008

Yorkshire Terrier

Yorkshire Terriers are the smallest of the terriers, but the smartest and most cunning terrier by far according to most accepted dog iq tests. They are also the second smartest toy, after the French bred Papillon. While they look like adorable little teddy bears, be warned that these dogs were bred to kill vermin in Yorkshire, England, during the industrial revolution. They are tiny, yet mighty! If you treat them like dogs, they will behave like dogs. Much like their larger terrier cousins, they are tenacious, and will hunt and kill vermin of all sizes (my 5 lb monster likes to kill NYC rats twice her size). They are often seen as yappy, frofro little lap dogs, but these are usually your poor bred yorkies whose puppy mill or back yard breeders were more concerned in making a quick buck than keeping them true to their working class ancestors. They are light sleepers (again, as they were bred as independent hunters), which makes them excellent watch dogs. They are dominant, protective, and territorial, often called little Napoleons, they have no idea that they are a small dog. They make excellent companion dogs, and often steal the show at obedience trials, although due to their tiny size, they are not suitable in households with young children. Their silky coats (which should only be described as a "gold dog with a steel saddle" as that's the only color that can currently be registered with the national breed club) require constant grooming, unless you're lazy like most Yorkie owners and chop them short. Then they rarely ever shed and have low dander. Although no dog is truly hypoallergenic.

They are bright, active, fiesty, athletic, loving and portable little dogs.

A Yorkshire Terrier was named the most popular mascot of WW2. His story is told in the book "Yorkie Doodle Dandy"

by minniedmoocha July 20, 2009