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Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010
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Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
by RamboThunder March 1, 2012
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Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive
"That is one Sexy Whale."
by InuOni September 22, 2013
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Hairy whale tooth

It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.
I ate pussy for an hour and was left with a hairy whale tooth.
by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014
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dying whale

My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”
normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale
by Pie In Box September 11, 2018
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Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021
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The Killer Whale

When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her
John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!
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