texas water

Alternate name for the drink “Dr. Pepper”

“Go get me a nice cold glass of texas water!”

by spain-w/o-the-s December 25, 2021

Womb water

The physical and emotional feeling when entering a swimming pool that is the ‘perfect’ water temperature. The experienceis so powerful that it rekindles feelings of our origin.

This swimming pool is so relaxing, it reminds me of womb water.

by johnnyboy62 March 20, 2018

rat water

Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.

me "bro i just got hit by rat water"

him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*

him and I *both panics*

by xi444 February 2, 2023

bouncy water

A mouthful of water that, after a night on the ale, hits your stomach and makes it very clear upon impact that it has no intention of staying down, and duly bounces back up, usually with disastrous consequences.

"It was touch and go for a while and I thought I might get away with it, but then I had some bouncy water and it was time for a chat on the big white telephone."

by Chris Lockie September 29, 2006

Bread water

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water

by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019