Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement

Its about time I got a good “washing the whistle” done.

by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

Washed

When someone is a fuckboi/girl hat’s warn out to the point of no more weekly “bangs”

Fuck brandon your washed the fuck out.

by Darlingjane January 4, 2018

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

by Sexydimma April 10, 2017

pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017