Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Dead girl WALKING

Someone who has 30 hrs to live bc she will d!e in 30 hrs so she hooks up with her psychotic bf"

"IM A DEAD GIRL WALKING"

by 6DaMoosical May 6, 2025

Louisiana style walking

When youre walking down the street and pissing at the same time

That man is Louisiana style walking down Bourbon ST.

by Meow meow kitty meow LA February 21, 2026

꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱

A tiktoker with thousands of subs(around 6-7k), a total menace to society and WILL deny it. They may not want to admit it, but they're definetly a submissive omega in the omegaverse. A total nutjob but they're actually nice. in the comment section when they aren't bashing stuff, they also like to travel and post about it on their wawawandering account. They recently privated thier account but will hopefully be back shortly!

Person1: Hey! do you like to watch ꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱?
person2: nope! who is that?
person1: they're on tiktok and are super funny when interacting with their friends! one time they took a test of their omegaverse role and got submissve omega but they will delete your comment if you hint about it!

by Mochii Loves pine apple November 1, 2025

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025