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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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there's nothing left for me in this world

An expression of hopelessness. Anyone who says this and means it may be contemplating suicide.
"The last of my family died yesterday, I have no friends and I just lost my job, there's nothing left for me in this world"
by KaiMeg September 14, 2013
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Leet world

The Leet world is a Animated Reality series based in the game of CSS or Counter Strike:source
created by Smooth few films
Terrorists and Counter-Terrorists would live in a house together, performing challenges against one another. The characters would be both parodies of the typical reality show archetypes, as well as the archetypes of the kinds of nutty individuals you meet while playing CS. A list of characters was formed, and a pilot episode was written
It is a lot like Red Vs. Blue but in a different game and a different story line
and instead of blood gulth its The Leet world
by Misfit_zer0 March 24, 2008
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Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.
Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.
by Walter the whale March 3, 2015
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AP World History

Is a common disease that many teenagers get around sophomore year. Symptoms include: forgetting to eat, sleep, and sometimes breath. To deal with this illness, you must study your ass off on homework that is nothing like the test. Basically, you are fucked. If you are happy in this class, you are even more fucked. Caution: do not take this class or you will surfer the fucking consequences. Beware
Student: What should I do tonight? End my suffering or do AP World History homework....?
by Margo312 February 4, 2016
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Old World Blues

The term is used to describe a form of depression and anxiety, manifesting as an unhealthy obsession with the Old World. The blues cause the affected person to distance themselves from the world around them, withdraw from society, and become apathetic.
Doctor Mobius: "There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues.""

Doctor Klein: "It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is."
by fvillain December 6, 2021
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Best friend in the world

The person who you trust your life with and you will never stop loveing because their amazing they also sometimes steal your food
Hey you see Ryan well that’s the best friend in the world to Ethan
by Sword flash March 17, 2018
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