full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

winter ho

A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.

Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.

by Pebbles March 2, 2005

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

Windsor, CT

population 27,000, considered ghetto by surrounding, wealthy, white towns but in fact has a solidly middle class population. Many of the students there think they are ghetto and walk around with their pants around their knees getting into fights in the cafeteria, speaking complete gibberish and generally trying really hard. Many of these kids actually live in Hartford and take a city bus to school. Most of the people who actually live in Windsor are quite nice, warm people.

Oldest town in CT.

Go Warriors!!

Windsor, CT not to be confused with South Windsor or Windsor Locks.

by qwertyui123456 March 11, 2011

Grizzly Wintergreen

The best dip you can buy. Ya, it's cheap. Skoal is usually preferred by most, but hell Grizzly gives me a better buzz. Almost tastes the same, but Grizzly is cheaper and stronger. I love a dip of Grizzly Wintergreen! (I got some in right now!)

Me: Ima throw in a dip!
Person: Doesn't that taste like shit?
Me: Hell no! It's great and it gives ya a buzz!
Person: Let me try some!
*Person takes a dip, 20 seconds later...*
Person: Dude... everything is fucking spinning
Me: Grizzly Wintergreen, bro!

by WC3 Pwner October 15, 2007

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006