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sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.
Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.
by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014
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Vaginacore

Refers to emo, mainstream music that is killing rock
I hate vaginacore all the kids who are vaginacore should jump off a bridge
by forgotten December 2, 2004
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grow a vagina

A great alternative to "grow a pair" or "grow some balls". A phrase largely attributed to Betty White.
Why would anybody want to grow such sensitive organs when babies pass through the vagina nine months after penetration by a penis?
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White.

If someone bitchslaps a man in the balls, he cries and collapses in a heap; if someone bitchslaps a woman in the vulva, it pisses her off royally. It's men who need to woman up and grow a vagina!
by Lorelili November 26, 2011
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vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.
Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.
by CCDGa December 2, 2009
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vaginalitis

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
by Airpace January 16, 2010
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vagina rodeo

Tim is always down for an 'ol fashioned vagina rodeo.
by woebot May 16, 2010
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Vaginally-challenged

Anyone who is considered bad with women.
From the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Girl - So you're single?
Guy - I prefer 'vaginally-challenged'
by whodunnit? November 21, 2010
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