Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
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A:To run away from the police, a person that runs from the police.
B: To take a turn at a high speed in a moter vehicle and two tires leave the ground and u ride on two tires.
B: To take a turn at a high speed in a moter vehicle and two tires leave the ground and u ride on two tires.
Example A: Alex,"Did u hear about Dwight"
Keath, "no"
Alex, "Dwight was in his car and the police flashed there lights but he chose Two shoes and took Pleasanton police on a high speed chase.
Example B:He was driving so fast when he got off the exit he was riding on two shoes
Keath, "no"
Alex, "Dwight was in his car and the police flashed there lights but he chose Two shoes and took Pleasanton police on a high speed chase.
Example B:He was driving so fast when he got off the exit he was riding on two shoes
by The Two shoes November 26, 2011
Get the Two shoes mug.Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket
by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011
Get the two pigs in a blanket mug.The name for getting two consecutive strikes in bowling. Usually called a "double", the term two-bagger has risen in prominence. It is based on the idea of the "four-bagger", but is used for 2 strikes instead of four.
Holy shit, I just bowled a two-bagger, and you only bowled one spare! Suck on that.
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Get the Two-bagger mug.noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.
You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!
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