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Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.
We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip
by Almost_careful August 26, 2013
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writing turn-on

writing styles, tropes, sentence structure, etc. that you especially enjoy seeing while reading any literary material
Friend: So what do you look for in fic?
Me: Well, one of my writing turn-ons is good characterization. I love that in a good fic.
by KitkatVantas April 19, 2014
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Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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about turn

When your P.T. Teacher say about turn from left or right ,it should be 180 degree
by Moonu November 18, 2016
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triple turner

Dude, my girlfriend totally used the triple turner on me last night and it felt amazing!!!
by totomam May 10, 2017
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I turned to bees

A phrase used to describe leaving a place quickly, specifically a party or other large social gathering.
I was really enjoying the Candlenights party, but when Griffin pulled out his fanart of a Garfield-Pamela Anderson hybrid I turned to bees faster than you can say “SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!”
by Angus McDonald November 4, 2017
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Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018
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