Broken Turtle Shell

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls

Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.

by Erik Knox May 30, 2007

Turtle Fish

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.

i love turtle fish

by masticater September 22, 2010

Turtleman

Is the best super hero of them all, he's the true Mr. Steal your girl. He's know to be very cuddly and loves lip biting kissed. But his hugs are the best thing about him. No one can give a better hug than the turtleman

Girl: "Awww you're such a turtleman!"
Boy: *gives hug*

by badass#7 February 24, 2015

Diaper Turtle

A large chunk of fecal matter inside a diaper.

I had my child's first diaper turtle bronzed.

by PSD January 24, 2008

Sleeping turtle

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.

"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"

by delliono February 5, 2009

Grinding the Turtle

When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.

I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!

by Bubble Lips June 23, 2009

The Awkward Turtle

A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"

Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.

Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.

by SuccubusLady August 4, 2011