paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020

Trump Tower

A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.

Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

Boob towel

A towel for your sweaty boobs!

"His significant other had a boob towel!"

by Dervollius April 16, 2021

Galaxy Tower Projects

A rough and tough group of 3 apartment towers in the Gutenberg projects. Anyone who lives there a fucking badass.

Gangsta 1: Damn god where u livin cuh.
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg

by Prep Man October 29, 2021

Fruit tower

A slang term used to describe a multi-person relationship, or polycule. Even though it is called "fruit tower" It can be a "straight" polycule as well, even though the term in catered more towards lgbtq

"I heard (Person A) is in a fruit tower with (Person B) and (Person C)!"

by jackyup_diso January 13, 2022

oc tower fangame

A tower fangame is a set of atleast 3 towers or an obby, with one being the hardest, known as soul crushing in a single area in a slot of Obby Creator. A fangame must use some JToH mechanics or else it will be defined as a platformer, and is based on the studio counterparts, such as Jukes Towers of Hell.

The_PoisionedPotato: HEY! What do you do in Obby Creator?
DeoKristo122540: I don't know, these oc tower fangames are really fun.

by ImNotFireMan123 March 23, 2022