Thomas the Train

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

John Thomas Cock Addiction

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

by 419 ballers April 22, 2009

toemass

Nickname for a queer person named Thomas. Used frequently to annoy and drive away annoying little Thomas'

<Toemass> CAPTAIN TOEMASS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

by John5788 August 31, 2004

thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself

thomas mendoza is a mangina

by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009

thomastrouble

thomastrouble, a word to substitute gangster

far out thomastrouble that shit

by Thomas Trouble March 15, 2007

Thomas Ried Martin

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!

Thomas Ried Martin

by themandude December 12, 2010

Thomas Pridgen

The best drummer in the world. He has played on many albums for many different artists. He is most recognized for his work in the band The Mars Volta and now his new band The Memorials.

He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.

Thomas Pridgen has come to fuck shit up!!!!!

by theman!!!! July 3, 2011