Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Toast

A food that ppl are eating right now

Pers1:Hey what are you eating
Pers2:Toast

by Iamanavocado October 25, 2019

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

Toasted

Inverse of roasted

When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.

Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.

by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016

Just Toast

some femboy scrungly bungus who moans in vc too much 🤔📸
also I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY STOP CALLING ME THAT

(moan sound)
person1: IT'S THE JUST TOAST SOUND EFFECT
Just Toast: WHAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MOAN THAT MUCH STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
person1: you're a furry pipe down
Just Toast: I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by Just Toast September 13, 2022

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014