Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

toast

yum

mike: whats toast
jeremy: yum bred
mike: *tries it* omg yea yum

by jet lol October 19, 2021

Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016