Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023
Get the big mauka energymug. Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Joe; God Of Energymug. by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
Get the Pop-tart energymug. Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024
Get the Kranch Energymug. A “ friend” that uses you to stay close to an Ex or a “friend” that hangs out with you, but at any chance they get they will, they will ditch you to go relive the relationship that has no hope of ever happening again
Go figure, he texted her, and she left againwithout even saying anything. That bad friend energy is getting old
Did you hear? He just had a baby with another chick, and yet she’s still on that bad friend energy lifestyle. Makes me sick.
Did you hear? He just had a baby with another chick, and yet she’s still on that bad friend energy lifestyle. Makes me sick.
by PROB13M December 4, 2022
Get the Bad Friend Energymug. In essence, someone who is a natural leader resembling characteristics of pure instincts and foresight. This person is constantly outworking others and will do anything to get better.
by thomaspomp March 15, 2020
Get the Pomp Energymug. by AwesomeGuy898 February 8, 2025
Get the big minge energymug.