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A Maurice Moment

A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it
Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice

Bro 2: what

Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019
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Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.
“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment
by realhannah December 10, 2019
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Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
by Mk127 October 24, 2012
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Unicorn moment

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 30, 2011
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Apia moment

A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.

Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:

Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
by megamanisnotdead July 5, 2011
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safa moment

safa moment (ver.) (adj.)

when someone does something utterly foolish and nonsensical to the point where it is beyond the physical existence and understanding of a living being is when someone has committed a safa moment
Example: "bro the powerhouse of the cell is mightozambia"
"you're having a safa moment bro drink horlicks"
by coochie101eater101 December 24, 2020
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Brother Moment

Brother Moment is like a Bruh Moment with extra cringe. Especially when it has to do with an iphone user who is really cringe.
Why did you get offended? I'm staying a fact. Brother moment.
by Vl4dm1 Putin March 1, 2021
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