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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023
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cowboi

A person (usually a man) riding on a horse he had in the back (🤠) wearing a cowboy hat, in a country vest with boots that's black to match.
* walking down the old town road*
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"

p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"
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Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
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Cowboy baoustard

It’s a bastard who is a cowboy with an accent
Hey you cowboy baoustard! Get back here!!
by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021
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cowboy rocket

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone
by Little raccon June 11, 2017
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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Brazillian Cowboy

A Brazillian Cowboy is a prime candidate to contract AIDS.
by B-dones May 9, 2019
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