while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”
“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”
“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
Get the The Spider Monkeymug. by explodedtesticle February 17, 2022
Get the spidermug. Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying
by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009
Get the Spider Tipsmug. When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.
by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016
Get the Brazilian Spidermug. a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest
She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.
by Rod X February 14, 2014
Get the spidermug. by TheDevilHerself December 5, 2014
Get the spiders ballmug. 
Get the Spiderousmug.