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Queef

"So why did my wife queef on my face?"
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
by Xanthern November 19, 2018
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queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺
Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot
by STUBENDER April 28, 2022
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Queef Tingle

A queef tingle is when a girl farts out of her vagina and her pussy lips flap together and start to tingle in a way that the pussy lips recite jingle bells.
jessica just queef tingled, the sound was magical!
by NiggleButt445 May 28, 2021
mugGet the Queef Tinglemug.

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
mugGet the Martin Luther Queefmug.

ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.
by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016
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Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.
That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !
by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018
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