neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

Muff

When something becomes bad all of a sudden

This day got so muff

by Jauntz_- December 8, 2020

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-

by dyck-ryder October 17, 2010

MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

Man muff

A trans man vagina

Damn dude, your man muff is tight!

by The Quackers September 26, 2023

Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.

Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021

muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 18, 2010