Hot shower time machine

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.

"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"

by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

pretty-girl hate machine

A group of girls, usually preps between 13 and 21, who think they are inherently better than everyone else and as such have the right to make other girls feel inferior.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Jessica and her friends said about Kate?
Girl 2: Ignore them, they are just a pretty-girl hate machine.

by SeraphimNoted August 8, 2012

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

washing machine

a washing machine is a women, meant for cleaning

wow that bitch is such a good washing machine

by Tanner1271 December 18, 2019

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009