Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave

(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"

by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.

When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!

by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025

Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.

Kyle- "Oh my god, its the Ghost of the Goon"

by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.

"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."

by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

Mental Goon

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025