Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023
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Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 14, 2021
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Hog Goblin

Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe
Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here

Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?

Nig 1: yezir

Nig 2: damn!
by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019
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mog goblin

A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok
“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”
by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024
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mog goblin

A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.
Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”
by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024
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Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)
that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh
by touch of tism March 15, 2024
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Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.
"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense
by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024
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