arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.

Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."

by biig chungus April 18, 2021

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015