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Taking a Linda 

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
Taking a Linda by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking the Mickey 

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.
"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"
Taking the Mickey by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Talking otters 

A code used by people who do drugs usually psychedelics or common weed, that means I'm (or s/he's) on LSD or other drugs (commonly referred to as tripping)
Yo dude, don't yell at him or say anything bad, he's talking otters.
Talking otters by Esghedes June 27, 2018

Taking one for the team 

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
You'd really be taking one for the team man.

Taking A Cord 

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.
I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.
Taking A Cord by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.
This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)