two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

cock-tail

Going out to get some drinks with your friends in hopes of bringing home a lady.

Hey man, lets go out and get some cock-tail tonight.

Wayne struck out on cock-tail night.

Justin is the master of cock-tails.

by jones3jd January 21, 2010

tail toucher

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

by kirsty006 June 20, 2007

Tail Sniffing

When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"

The douche in the porsche behind me today was tail sniffing.

by G-Rilla August 2, 2010

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

tailgating

Strap-on sex between a male & female couple

"The GF and I were tailgating all last night, I can hardly sit down I'm so sore"

by C Gatewood July 9, 2006

tail

to carry something

I'm carrying my bags to the airport -->
I'm tailing my bags to the airport

by Alexy McAlex February 22, 2008